30 funny dialogue to impress any girl

1.aap BREAK-FAST me dove khaate ho Ky ?
Ladki aaapse puchegi ”Kyuu” to aaap kahnaa h to Phir aap itne Cute kaise ho. [ dove is a bath soap….. ]

2. Ky aaaap muje apna DIL Doge ??
Agar ladki “NO ” khegi to Phir khna thikk hai Phir KIDNEY hi de do… 3 lakh me bik jyegi.
TIP ~ (friends soch samagh kar use karna, gusse wali ladki pr mtt use karna YE dialogue )

3. Agar koi ladki aapko SORRY Ya THANK U kehti hai to usee kahnaaa, 
SORRY mt Kaho Yrrrr agar kuch bolna hi ha to I lOVE U Bol do OR apni 3 frind ko bi bolo ki WO bhi muzje I LOVE YOUU bole, is tarah sara shaher mujsse PYAR karne lagega. (jay ho!)

4. Agar me aapko propose krunga to aaap mujhhe Zaaadu Se marogi YA belan se,
“ladki haan YA naa kuch bhi keh sakti hai” aap reply krna ki MAAR lo yarrr Vaise bi mujhhe Cute ladkiyyon Se Maar Khana achaaa lgta hai.

5.Mujhe aaapke DIL Me FLAT chaiye??
Ladki agar haaaaa bolti hai to Usse Puchna Kya-Kya FACILITIES hai agar wo kahhe kuch bhi nahi to kehna aapka pyaar hi kaafi hai.

6.Kya aaaapke pass mre DIL ki chabi hai?
Ladki kahegi ”NO” toa aap kehnaa to phir taala hi tod do…

7.Aaapko EK baat btauuuu?
Ladki kahegi Ky to kahna me jab bhi aapko dekhta Hoon to mere DIL me Guitar nahi DJ bjnne lagta hain… .

8. Kyaaa aaap bachpan Se bisleri ka paani peete ho??
To Phir aapka DIL itna pure kaise hain…..

9. Aaapse EK baat kehni hai ? Ladki puchegi ‘Kya’ 
to aaap bolnaa Bandook ki GOLI OR aaapki boli seedha DIL me jaa kr lagti hai.

10. Aaapko apna naam NIRMA rakh lena chahiye,
Ladki puchegi kyu? quki HEMA, REKHA, JAYA OR SUSHMA sabki pasnd NIRMA, NIRMA….

11.Aaap DERMI COOL Use krte ho Kya ?
Ladki bolegi haaaa, na ya FIR kyu. AaaP kehna to FIR aapko dekh kar me thnda kyu pd jaata Hoon.

12. Aaapko Addition krna aaata hain ?
Ladki bolegi Q to kehna to Calculation Kr lo aapko dekhr Mra DIL kitni baar beat krta hain.

13.Ladki se pucho SUNO ?
Ladki bolegi sunaoo. Tum kehna jis trah Aaadhar hain sbka Adhikar vese hi tumhare PYAAR Bina Mai hoon bekar.

14. Kyaaa tumhari koi Airline hain Ky ?
Ladki bolegi nahi YA kyuuu ? To kehna aaapko dekhar Mai Udne kyu lagta Hoon.

15. Aaap bolo SUNO? 
Ladki bolegi Sunao to kehna jis trah PENCIL akeli he bin Rubber Kyaaa tumhe pataaa hain Mre DIL ki khabarrr.

16. “agar ky kr rahe ho” ka answer Ladki  “kuch nhiii” kahe to
Usse kahho to Phir mentoss khao dimag ki bati jalao….

17. Me Soch raaha Hoon ki EK Nayaa Religion start karuu tumhare Name se?
Ladkii puchegi aYaisa kyu, Aaap bolna taaki mai DIN RAAT tumhari Pooja aaradhna kr sakuu.

18. Yrrr tum mere saath HAND SHAKE mtt Kiya karo,
Ladki puchegi “kyu” to kehna tumhara hand fingerprint sensor ki trrah hain jab bhi tum touch krti ho Mera DIL vibrate ho jata hai.

19. Kya tum beejli vibhag Mei kaaam krti ho?
Laadki khegi nahii to kehna tumhe dekhte hi mere DIL me bijli Q kadakne lagti hain.

20. Ussse YE Kaho Maine suna hain ki jabb sabb darwaje band ho jaate hain
to EK Naya darwaja khul jaata hai kyaa Aaaap wahi darwaja ho.

21. Usse Kaho “suno” WO khegi bolo tum kehna yarrr,
Adjust FAN bn kr Meri LIFE Me adjust ho jao naaa. (exhaust fan is also called AS adjustt FAN bcoz it adjusts rooms AIR)

22. Aaap YE bhi kah sakte ho ki aaap WO kasti ho,
Jiska sahara Mil Jaaye to Meri Ghar grahasti basss Jaaye.

23. Mom says NO love, 
jbse aapko dekha hain tabse mom ki baat manne ka mannn nahii Kar rha hai.

24. Aaap majak Mei Yeh bhi keh sakto ho ki Mra DIL sirf ye chahe,
ki aapke baar ~ baar darshan ho Jaaye

25. Tum Wi-fi ho kyaaa
mattlab
Phir tmhe dekh kar mere DIL ka Hotspot ON ku ho jataa hain

26. mai aapko kuch DONATE karna chahta hu
kyaaa
mera DIL ♥️

27. Suna hai aaapke Blood Me Magnet hai
aaapne khaa se sun liaa
mere blood me IRON hain OR mai aapki taraf khicha chla aa rhaaa hu

28. Playstore se mere DIL Ka Application apne DIL me install kr lo na

29. barish ko rain khte he
Railgadi ko train kahte hain
OR hame sb aapka Fan khte hain

30. aaapko dekhne ke baad mera DIL buffer krna shuru kr deta hai

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