Doston ye Meri EK friend hai Kafi Dino Se Meri friend se baat nahin hui thi to uska mujhe message aaya to Fir hamari kya baat hui chalo dekhte hain
Most Weird & Funny Chat On WhatsApp With Friends In Hindi
She – hii
Kaha ho aaj – kal
He – bhai ki shadi me busy tha
She – acha tabhi me kahu itne din ho gye aap koi video upload kyu ni ki
He – jiii
She – waise bhai ki shadi ho gyi ab apki kab hogi
He – Ab karne ki kya jarurat hai vaise Mere Bhai Ki 5 sal pahle Ho Gayi…. abhi Mere cousin bhai ki thi but vo Bhi Apne Se Badhkar hai
She – achha
Zindgi k 50 saal to nikal lia…ab aur kitne saal single rahoge🤣
He – bas ab 100 saal aur bache hai…utne hi yrs or single rahungaa
She – koi ni hum hain to kya gum ha
He – acha to aap kya wife ki jagah loge
She – haan why not
Apke jaisa ladka kaha milega
He – FTV me mil jayega😆
She – hahaha
Waise apke DIL me vaccum cleaner lga hai kya
Bahut saaf dil hai apka
He – nahi motor lgi hai blood pump hota hai waha
She – are waha ye to sone par suhaga hai fir
He – sone par suhaga nahi,
Sone par
Suhag Raat hoti hai😆
She – hahahhaa
He – maine to yhi suna hai
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She – acha EK or muhawara bolti hu uska dialogue bna kr dikhao
He – TRY KARUNGAA
She – ok
Ent ka jawab pathar se dena
He – int ka jawaab pathar se dena to nhi aata muje….magar hug ka jawab Kiss se dena aata hai😎
She – 😂
OR kiss ka jawab
He – vo to 9 mahine baad milta hai
She – 🤣🤣🤣
Chlo ab next muhawara
He – Ok jii
She – hath dho kar piche pad jana
He – hath dho kar nahi mu dho kar…. Piche padungaa…kya pata koi haan keh de !
She – koi b kah degi !
He – acha
She – ab batao raat din EK karna
He – raat se shuru karna or din tak karte rahna😜
She – kya
He – wahi
She – kya wahi
He – padai or kya
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She – acha g
Bolna to kuch or chahte the
He – ab samajhdar ko patane ke lia ishara kafi bache ko behlane ke lia gubara kafi
She – hanji hm samajhdar hai samaj gye
He – jii
She – wese ek baat batao
He – hanji pucho
She – ap kahane me dove kyu khate ho
He – dove nahi ne johnson baby khata hu
She – vo kyu
He – taki mujhe v koi shoba baby kahne wali mil jaaye
She – awwwww shona
Ye kahane wali
🤣
He – 😆
She – waise apko to koi b mil skati hai
Apne aas paas dekho zara
He – aas paas to phone ka charger pda hai…..usse phone charge hota hai
Or me to already charge hu
She – acha ji …itni battery lekr kya karoge
He – jaise apko dekh kar sab ke dilo k data connection on ho jate h..waise hi ham kisi k dil ke light jalayege
She – acha jiii
He – han waise to mujhe koi milne nhi wali
She – esa nahi ha jii
He – fir kaisa hai jii
She – esa hai ki jo apko pyar karte hai un logo par aap dhyan hi nahi dete
He – kaha hai vo pyar karne wali
Hame nazar hi nahi aati
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She – Mohabbat ki nazro se dekho
Tab to nazar aayegi
He – hamari mohabbat ki najaro ke chasme ka no.badh gya ha
She – to fir dil❤️ ki najro se dekho
He – dil ki ankhe nahi hoti ji
She – hoti h g
He – acha
She – wese mere paas aapke lia kuch hai
He – kya
She – ❤️❤️
He – ye konsa fruit hai
She – apka or mera dil hai
He – 💖
Dil aisa hota hai
She – pyar karne walo ka 💖 aisa hota hai
He – acha
She – apko koi dhund raha hai
He – kon
She – Ye Mausam Ki Barish
ye barish ka pani
ye Pani Ki bunde
Tujhe hi to dhundhe
He – ha ye barish ka pani…mujhe dhundhte dhundhte …mere ghar aa gya ha
She – haan maine bheja hai aap gayab the na itne dino se
He – itna miss kiya kya
She – jii
Waise mujhe barish ka mosam bht pasand hai
Kafi romantic mosm hota h hena
He – bheegte bheegte romance to movie me hi hota ha
Yaha to bhar niklte hi kichad hota ha
She – hn ye to hai
He – jiii
She – acha wait
He – Chalo FIR date
2 coffee aur Maggi ki plate
Jaha Se Hogi Mohabbat create
FIR Kuchh Hoga jaldi
Kuch Hoga late
last Mein ya To Hogi shaadi
ya FIR Karogi vah Mujhe hate
She – wah wah wah
Ap ho great
Ek word p puri shayari bna di
He – ji ab shayari kya puri gf banane wala hu
She – acha abhi tak to bolte the gf nhi chahiye
He – han bt ye offer abhi abhi aaya ha na
She – konsa offer
He – ab banao girlfriend, karo apne dil ki baat,dial kare 551211 @rs.4/min
She – hahha
Ye acha hai bna lo
He – ek offer or b aaya hai
She – konsa
He – Janiye Pandit Ji Se aapki dost Banegi ya nahin call Karen 579211- RS 9/min
Pahle Pandit Ji Se puchunga FIR Apne dil ki baat karunga pure 9 + 4 = 13 Rs ka kharcha hai
She – haa😂
He – ek last offer or aaya hai vo bta deta hu
She – kya
He – kare garma garam baat! Dial kare 524578 @rs.7/m
She – aisa hi offer aate hai apko
He – haaa
Pata nahi kya garma garam baat karenge
Chole bhature ki baat karenge kya
She – pata ni try kr lo😂
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He – nhi nhi
Ab so jao
She -nhii
Chole bhature ki baat karni haa mujhe🤣
He – aaj me chana masala nahi laya kal karenge🤣
She – ok ji
Gn sd tc
He – gudnight
She – bye
He – bye !
Dosto dial kare 551211 @rs.4/min is tarah ke jo message hote hai wo Generally fake Hote Hain aap in message per trust mat kijiye Yahan per maine sirf Humour create karne ke liye bola hai.
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